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OMG PD: Man Punched, Harassed by Two Skeletons

This week's stories include a man who was harassed and assaulted by two Skeletons, a drunk driver who spoke english until he was given a sobriety test, and a daughter who assaulted her mother after eating Jell-O shots.

Man Punched, Harassed by Two Skeletons: According to a report in the Lansdale Patch, a father and son duo bearing the surname Skeleton are facing charges after allegedly engaging in a physical altercation with a 31-year-old Harleysville man.

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Daughter Assaults Mother Over Jell-O Shots: According to a report in the Limerick Patch, a 33-year-old woman ate all of the Jell-O shots at her mother's birthday party, and then proceeded to beat the birthday girl.

Police also reportedly retrieved four bottles of narcotics from the assailants bra.

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"Patricia Porch" Arrested for Being Drunk on Porch: According to the Norristown Patch, a 49-year-old woman was arrested for public drunkenness after police observed her standing on the porch of an abandoned home.

Under pressure to give police her name, the quick-thinking woman said her name was "Patricia Porch."

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Drunken Driver Forgets How to Speak English: According to a report in the Lower Providence Patch, a 26-year-old man is facing DUI charges after allegedly crashing his vehicle into a pole, flipping his vehicle onto it's roof, and then leaving the scene on foot.

Police found him at home a short time later, and after confirming the man could speak english, they attempted to administer a sobriety test, at which point he said "You know I'm Mexican."

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Drunken Pregnant Woman Arrested After Assaulting Boyfriend: According to the Pottstown Patch, a 27-year-old woman who happened to be 19-weeks pregnant was arrested after assaulting her boyfriend while under the influence of alcohol.

The report states that the woman was the one to call the police, stating that her boyfriend attempted to strangle her. When police found no marks on her neck, her boyfriend showed them video of the pregnant woman assaulting him. 

She reportedly had a blood-alcohol content of 0.14 percent at the time.

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