This week's stories include a man whose DUI lead to additional drug charges, an incident of criminal mischief that lead to a sewage overflow and the Applebee's Ceiling Bandit being sentenced to prison.
DUI Suspect Cops to Pot in Pants: According to a report in the Abington Patch, a 42-year-old man is facing charges of DUI and drug possession after he drove his car onto a lawn on Tyson Avenue. When questioned by police, the reportedly intoxicated man said "I got two quarters down my pants,” and “There’s some bud in the visor.”, which lead to additional charges. Read the full story here. Criminal Mischief Leads to Sewage Overflow: According to a report in the Perkiomen Valley Patch, the Pennsylvania State Police are searching for the suspect(s) responsible for flooding the grounds of Miller Environmental with sewage. The report states that the suspect(s) gained access to the grounds by unknown means, and tampered with several valves to …
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This week's stories include an elderly man who was questioned after joyriding a shopping cart, a suspect who stole a 16-year-old piece of wedding cake, a drunk driver who crashed their car into a liquor store and an Absolut peach.
Elderly Man Questioned After Joyriding Shopping Cart: According to a report in the Lower Providence Patch, an elderly man was questioned by police after he was observed riding a shopping cart on Trooper Road. The incident was initially reported as a "theft in progress" by Acme, but police later stated that they declined to arrest the suspect. Read the full story here. Click here to follow us on Facebook! Life Imitates Seinfeld: According to a report in the Perkiomen Valley Patch, a 16-year-old piece of wedding cake was amongst several items stolen from a vehicle in Skippack Township. The suspect(s) also stole two lighters and a "billfold cardholder" before fleeing the scene. Read the full story here. Drunk Driver Crashes Into State Store: …
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9:55 am on Monday, January 14, 2013
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